STOP IT, HOMEGOODS
Seriously, why do you have to tempt me with such fabulous finds?
I'm like an addict from time to time and need to call my sponsor... I texted Cara and Chrissy and asked if I could get this magical and majestic flying pig... Cara said YES and that she would even buy it for me for Christmas... I got a "FUCKING NO" in bold letters from Chrissy. She later changed her mind and said I could - only if I brought it straight to storage.
What do you think I did?