I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
How terrible is this? For the past three days a bird has been trying to build a nest on the porch light... and I keep knocking it down. And it's almost Mother's Day! I feel terrible about this. I can't risk having birds come in the house being so close to the door. I'm sorry, birdy. I don't know what to do... if I get you a birdhouse will you use that?